The morning after the morning after the night before

Rather than lazily let the bus drop me off close to the office, I decided to take an extended walk down Piccadilly today to survey the damage. The place is looking quite battered, with lots of boarded-up windows, but as I arrived at 08:00 staff (workers, if you will) and window cleaners were getting to work.

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Most of the stone buildings are covered in some sort of graffiti. On the north side, where most of the damage is, it's anarchist symbols. However, in the south, someone had written "Love All" in what looked like chalk: 

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There wasn't much love going on the other side of the road though. Random graffiti and some uncomplementary comments about people with certain political views:

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Here, the Iranian Air shopfront which had only been slighty cracked at 14:30 on Saturday had clearly taken more of beating later on:

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Capitalist Eateries

Pret and Caffe Nero, which had been full of TUC protesters and their children at lunchtime Saturday, looked they'd had something thrown at them. It doesn't look much, but most of these shop fronts have missile-proof glass designed to put up a reasonable fight.

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Starbucks looked completely undamaged, presumably as the capitalist beverage company of choice for the anarchists.

Battle of the Banks

There was a bit of a competition this morning between the battered banks to see who could get tidy and open first. Natwest (Royal Bank of Scotland Group) had a pretty easy job: cleaners scrubbed the place and they were open for business (bit early for a bank...). Lloyds TSB will take a bit more work, as all their windows were boarded up. However, on my second trip along Piccadilly at 08:30 the cleaners had got to work, and presumably new windows will arrive soon.

It is Santander which have the hardest job - they have two branches in a short stretch of Piccadilly, one was an Abbey National and one an Alliance & Leicester before Santander went on its buying spree - both are badly smashed up, one won't be open until it gets new doors. The really stupid thing here is that Santander weren't bailed out by the taxpayer. In fact, they bailed out Bradford & Bingley by taking on their savings business. Santander is a Spanish bank which has a much better reputation for prudence than RBS or Lloyds, has not taken British taxpayers money, yet seems to have taken most of the beating. Looks like I won't be paying any cheques in today.

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On to the 'establishments of the rich' which were targetted. The Ritz is still covered in paint, mainly because they'll need scaffolding to reach it, but partly because it's on the fake facade they have up while they're doing refurbishment work. Lots of the windows are boarded up too. Once again, the clean-up was well under way it's possible they'll have new glass by the time the day is out. De Beers were getting their shop front cleaned. Jewellers tend to have fairly tough glass and shutters, so they didn't seem to have many problems other than a bit of paint. Fortnum and Mason looks completely fine, like nothing happened. Might go and check inside on the way home, while buying some tasty coffee.

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Collateral Damage

The part which upsets me most are the signs of indiscriminate vandalism. People who weren't there because they were angry at anything in particular, they just wanted to smash stuff up. I'm pretty sure this key-cutters/shoe repair shop can't really be described as a bank of big business. At most, it will be run on a franchise basis:

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Replacing windows may not cost much for big businesses, but will almost certainly put a dent in this small store's profit this month. Profit that goes on to pay staff, of course.

A Peaceful March and Mindless Vandalism

It just so happened that, due to unfortunate timing, I found myself in the West End today. I say unfortunate, but I'm actually really pleased I was there, as rather than just sniping at the sidelines on Twitter, I've seen up close (sometimes too close) what the march was like, what the policing was like and what the post-march thuggery was like.

It's my sister's birthday next week, so we decided to meet up somewhere in London for dinner, as I didn't really want to do a cross-London trip. We decided to meet today (Saturday 26th March). Having chosen Leicester Square as the place to go, this placed us right next to the march, and as it happened next to the subsequent vandalism.

Peaceful Protest

I decided to arrive around Piccadilly early to see what was happening - what the atmosphere was like, who was there etc. I popped out at Green Park station to encounter a loud, enthusiastic crowd marching to Hyde Park Corner. All fairly well natured at this point, although someone had cracked the glass in the shop window of Iranian Airlines:

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Wandering down to Piccadilly showed nothing out of the ordinary, so I got someone money out of the Santander cash machine by Piccadilly Circus. I then decided to pop by the office to make sure all was OK there, then head to Oxford Circus. I went up Regent St and everything seemed fairly standard (apart from the lack of traffic), but with a massive crowd and police vans sitting on the junction at Oxford Circus. Suddenly, just before I got to the station a line of riot police arrived in front of me. When I say suddenly, I mean it - within a matter of seconds, the entire width of Regent St was blocked, a metre away from where I was. I was quite impressed by the speed of it, but then a tad confused as to which side of the line it was most advisable to be on. I gestured to the riot officer in front of me where I was going, and he moved out my way and waved me through, no fuss.

Sticking it to the Topman

Then, I arrived at Topshop, which had been redecorated:

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Although I'm not a great fan of criminal damage, most of the paint looked pretty water soluble and there will be plenty of new people in young offenders institutions to help clean it up later. If people really feel they need to take 'direct action', non-violent protest which doesn't cause lasting damage has got to be the most preferable way to do it.

I tucked myself out of the way waiting for the rest of the dinner party to arrive. Listening to the chatter on the Police radios, it sounded under control at this point, despite lots of splinter groups moving quickly around and smashing windows/throwing paint. Not long after this we went to a local pub (most of them were full of people from the march), then decided to see what was going on at Trafalgar Square. There were some interesting things happening in the area: we saw a group of about 15 people protesting with Gadaffi flags (the green ones), a larger group by Nelson's Column flying the Libyan flag (the green, black and red one), a group with Bahraini flags, a couple of lonely Communist Party flags and of course that bloody Olympic clock. I did wonder if it would survive the night - it sounds like the Police moved in to protect it later on, after it was vandalised. There was some fairly entertaining dressing up of various monuments, but no noticeable vandalism from the TUC march itself.

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Vandalism

Looking for something more interesting while we were waiting for the final person to arrive, we wandered back to Piccadilly and found the usual trouble-making crowd of communists and anarchists chanting. I saw from Twitter that they'd managed to smash up the Ritz, UK Uncut had occupied Fortnum & Mason and the branch of Santander I'd got money out of about 2 hours earlier had been attacked. Santander, as a European bank, was actually far more careful with its money than British banks, so targetting it was a bit odd.

We couldn't get onto Piccadilly so took a wander up Regent St, to find one of the splinter groups heading back down to Piccadilly:

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Throughout all of this, it looked like the Police had 2 helicopters in the air and Sky had their infernal Skycopter above as well. Helicopters in close proximity make me nervous (mainly because of a previous incident):

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Frightening Children

Finally, we went to TGI Friday's for food. At this point it was all calm around Piccadilly and it looked like most of the trouble, if any, would end up in Trafalgar Square or down Oxford St. This proved to be wrong, as about an hour or so later I noticed black and red flags in the street outside, and a member of TGIF staff ran through the restaurant from the entrance. Shortly thereafter, another member of staff ran back out with a large fire extinguisher. Smoke and a fairly large fire was visible outside. Various folk with their faces covered then took barriers from the roadworks next to the restaurant, some of which ended up on the fire and others went down the street for other uses. Most of the people inside had children with them, and the ones closest to the windows looked especially worried. It also had a noticeable effect on the staff, many of whom were visibly shaken and worried that one of the barriers might come through a window.

Well done anarchists, you managed to scare children and people working hard to make an honest living.

Riot police appeared after a few minutes, which calmed the situation down. Shortly after the group outside ran off, riot police in pursuit. The fire brigade had arrived at this point, so they might just have been scared of the water. This was the scene outside when we left:

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However, the night was not yet over. With much of the area on fire it was all a bit chaotic, but once again, the police were fairly good natured (if they could see your face!). There were officers in both standard hi-vis uniforms and riot gear. It didn't really feel dangerous - the Police were focussing on the people who were involved, and I nearly walked straight into an 'anarchist' and he didn't seem to fussed. It was perfectly possible, with a bit of inconvenience, to go about your business as usual. If you weren't terrified by the chaos. I feel most sorry for the families who were still out at about - it was only 8:20pm at this point. It looked terrifying for a lot of them, and could well put them off coming into London again (well done again - more taxes down the drain).

Just Desserts

The next bit happened a bit close for my liking. There's lots of building work going on at Piccadilly Circus to improve the pedestrian facilities, and one guy was inside a fenced off area loading up with what looked like bits of building debris (glass, concrete or other such weapons). I took a couple of glances wondering what he was doing, then did a quick scan for a policeman, when there was this almighty crash just behind me and a shout of 'you're under arrest', as the barriers vanished and the guy got knocked to the ground by a couple of riot police. Given what he was carrying, they were entirely justified in knocking him to the ground hard and fast. He then yelled 'help, help, solidarity', but most of the onlookers probably had more of an urge to kick him than help him.

With that, we split into separate groups. Heading back home via Trafalgar Square to Waterloo, we encountered another line of riot Police and had to re-route, passed Trafalgar Square which was a complete tip. The area felt quite intimidating, although the people in the square insist it was a 'party atmosphere'. A party on a street corner with a bottle of White Lightning, maybe. There were also various people dressed in black carrying bin bags towards the West End, presumably carrying stuff to set fire to.

Thoughts

The main march seemed mostly peaceful, except for some groups at the back (who were at the back for a reason). Those groups decided to vandalise Piccadilly. This bit of vandalism took place on the main route of the march, while it was still underway.

Splinter groups smashed windows and threw paint. Smashing windows is a big no-no in my book, so I have little sympathy for anything that happens to people doing that. Soluble paint we should probably be able to live with. However, the blockade and attack on Topshop seemed to cause considerable distress to some people who passed me, one of them commenting 'on no, but I need to buy some new jeans'.

As it started to get dark, and the 'anarchists' had consumed more alcohol, they started to run amok around the West End, setting fire to things without any regard for members of the public, particularly those with children and the families around Leicester Square. They frightened staff, frightened children and some of them were intent on causing serious damage to both buildings and potentially the police. At this point in the evening the police were getting more aggressive with protesters in order to prevent such damage occuring.

Trafalgar Square was a bit of an odd mix. I don't really object to people protesting there, but defacing monuments in London shouldn't be tolerated. The police, particularly those who had been covered in paint, looked particularly grumpy. It doesn't surprise me that they treated everyone who remained as troublemakers and started a kettle/'containment'. The Square was being vandalised and there were people all over the West End starting fires and smashing things.

And finally...

I now feel a bit silly for telling my sister that I wouldn't stay out late on Friday because "Uxbridge is like a disaster zone at night, I want to be back in the safety of Zone 1 before chucking out time", then dragging her into a riot.

Review of 2010

I've never been one to write a Christmas letter with a summary of my year, however I get asked so frequently what I get up to that I decided a 'review of 2010' blog entry might actually be read by some people. So, inspired by those Christmas letters I've received, and determined to write something less dry than JJ managed, here it is. It's not really a Christmas letter, as it isn't a letter and we're a week past Christmas.

To start with, here's the the result of that Facebook status app that has been doing the rounds:
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As you can see, the year was dominated by @imperialcollege and @icunion, due to my role as President of Imperial College Union. This finished at the end of July, and feels quite a long time ago now, despite the fact that I keep going back, mainly for the cheap beer (and the good company, of course). My year as President was hard work, but great fun, and stories from that role will dominate here.

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In January I was asked to speak with London Mayor Boris Johnson at the official opening of the rebuilt Prince's Gardens complex. Thankfully I spoke before him: although I thought my speech was pretty funny, the one Boris gave would have been impossible to follow. You can see Boris' speech on the College website. This was particularly special for me: not only do I remember the square as it was before the ETHOS sports centre was built (as some of you will also do), but I was able to take part in some notable events while the new halls were being built, including the topping out ceremonies and first night of the new Southside.

The highlight of the day was probably the mayor's arrival on campus. He was cycling from City Hall to 58 Prince's Gate, with College photographers poised on Exhibition Road to capture his arrival. Unfortunately for them, Boris came in the back way, arriving directly at Eastside. When members of the events team realised who the blonde buffoon wandering around with the bicycle was, there was a mad dash across the square to meet him. I believe the communications division still holds the record for the Prince's Gardens Dash.
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Ups and Downs
February was difficult for a number of reasons - some of which I'll write about in a couple of months time. Others had far more trying months than I did, but thankfully everyone overcame them. The whole of February and March were bittersweet, to say the least.

Being an officer at a students' union is a bit strange, because as soon as you get into the swing of things, it's time to elect the officers for the next year. We wanted to attract a more diverse range of students to take part in elections, so changed the election advertising dramatically. Tomo and Alex McKee's warped minds came up with the crazy stick men:
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The plan worked - we had a huge number of candidates and a record turnout. Unfortunately a number of the candidates turned out to be flaky, and we had to have another two elections after that. Despite those two elections taking place at typically quiet times of the year, they too had record-breaking turnouts for comparable elections. All-in-all a good show, even if our attempts to make hustings better attended were a bit of a flop.
The downside, of course, was that we then knew who our successors would be, which immediately makes you less inclined to take any risks that might make their lives more difficult.

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May was an exciting month: I was officially awarded my PhD, got to speak in the Albert Hall at the postgraduate graduation ceremony and we achieved quite an amazing feat at the Miglia Quadrato. Being awarded the PhD was the culmination of 4 years work (well, mostly work), and as it turned out a lot of chasing paperwork which other people should have submitted. As of 1st May I became Doc Brown!

Due to paperwork chasing I didn't graduate in the May postgraduate ceremony, but I was still there in my role as President to read 'the proclamation', which opens the ceremony. This is a particularly dry and convoluted speech which hasn't changed for years, but speaking to thousands in the Royal Albert Hall is an exciting, if terrifying, experience. Although I'd done the same in October, this was by the far the most daunting - record numbers turned up so the crowd was larger than ever! As it turns out, my colleagues from work were also graduating in this ceremony, although I didn't know I'd be working for them at the time.
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Run a Mile
The Miglia Quadrato is a 'treasure hunt' within the Square Mile, which takes place from midnight to 5am on a Sunday morning in May. Each team is given a set of 60 co-ordinates with an associated clue. The aim it to plot the points on a map, then drive round the City solving the clue at each point. Most people take nippy little city cars, or people carriers with internal strip-lights so they can easily plot and drive. For 4 of the past 5 years, RCS Motor Club has gone along with Jezebel, our 1916 'N' Type Fire Engine. With such a large lumbering beast we're at a bit of a disadvantage - narrow streets present a challenge, parking is difficult and trying to navigate in the dark with no cabin lights and the wind trying to blow your map down the road is interesting, to say the least. We've previously not come any higher than 37th, however for the 2010 event we took an experienced crew to try and go for gold: the top 10.

One big advantage Jez has is that you can just jump on and off, rather than faffing around with doors. This proved to be a big advantage, as we were able to pull away as soon as everyone was on board (well, usually everyone was on board). Sadly, that's negated by having to park further away than most people - although the Miglia is technically a motor rally, every year we've been running around for most of the 5 hours to get from our parking location to the clue. At the end of the evening we were confident that we'd done very well, but weren't sure whether that was because it was easier than usual, or we'd been quite good. Upon getting the results it turned out that we'd done rather well - 6th place, well into the top 10, in a vehicle constructed 40 years before the event was even founded. It was a tremendous fun, and a hard-fought victory getting into the top-10.

Winding Down
June and July are the months where an outgoing sabbatical team try to finish their projects off and hand over to the new team, while juggling endless parties. It is a lot of fun - you know that you don't have long left in the job, and the ability to do anything is quickly eroded as members of staff going on holiday and you become a very lame duck.

We had the Summer Ball, a photoshoot with all the College mascots - particularly pleasing for me as one of the last things I was involved in after 9 years at Imperial - a number of handover parties and the President's dinner. The latter was my opportunity to say thank you to everyone who had worked hard to deliver our goals for the year, while dishing out some comedy presents. JJ sadly wasn't there, as he had started his long drive to Egypt. He had an amazing time, seemingly managing to make it without offending too many people at all.
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And Relax...
After 9 years at Imperial and very few holidays, I decided to take a couple of months off before starting work. August was a month of rest, which included a trip to visit Phil in France and a week in a cottage on the Isle of Wight (while the rest of Motor Club were in tents in the rally field!). We're grateful to Phil for hosting us, and we lucked in with the weather - the only time during the month it was hot and sunny were the days we were there. Unfortunately most of the two cases of wine I dragged around the Paris Metro in a suitcase (not easy!) have been consumed, so I guess we'll have to go again.
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Work? Who needs work? Oh, for the money
After a month of relaxation I found myself back at Imperial part-time, working for the Union on a finance project which needed a bit of TLC. At the same time I was preparing job applications, updating various websites and trying to find myself gainful employment. As it turned out, I only found out about the job I finally accepted as a result of a tweet I posted complaining about entering the same information over and over and over again...

In October I started work - part-time at first, but quickly becoming full-time. The company hasn't officially launched yet (we're in what's known as 'stealth' mode), and that makes writing much about it difficult. However, I've picked up a whole set of new skills and resurrected some of the programming which I was worried might have gone a little rusty - it turned out to be OK though!

On the leisure side, the new bar and nightclub which we'd commissioned during my time as President opened, and they're jaw-droppingly good. Take a look at some pictures here. It's a shame I won't really get to enjoy them, but it's a fantastic legacy to have left. The openings have also made a good excuse (not that I really needed one) to return to Imperial and spend time with the friends I made during a fantastic couple of years. A number of leaving parties also saw some even older faces return, and it's been great to see so many people over the past few months.

Onwards!
As I write this last paragraph, there are under 18 hours left of 2010. What will 2011 hold? For sure, there'll be a wedding in September.

Beyond that, who really knows?